...so i touched it.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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