i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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