My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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