You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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