ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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