I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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