Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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