He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
