Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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