no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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