Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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