Dual....:-)
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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