he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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