Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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