you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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