The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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