My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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