Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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