Non-Jews are for practice
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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