your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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