no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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