Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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