Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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