he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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