look no pants
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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