Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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