Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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