ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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