I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
