He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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