dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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