I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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