he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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