Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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