last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
