Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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