shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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