Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
His nipple licking is glorious
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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