I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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