She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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