well he's currently spooning the coffee table
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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