At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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