I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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