I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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