They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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