Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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