Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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