How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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