did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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