Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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