Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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