the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I could fuck to npr.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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